Today's Track : Nelly Furtado - Try

and all the real people are really not real at all...
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I have to voice my disdain for poser superheroes -- the Batmans and Punishers of this world. I may spark a small riot from some of my comic loving comrades but I've held this in for far too long. Superheroes in my humble nerdy opinion as a prerequisite, have to have some sort of superpower. They can't just be ordinary human beings with "gadgets" or else that would make Inspector Gadget and James Bond superheroes as well. Don't get me wrong, James Bond is damn cool, just not a superhero. Another thing a superhero can't be is an ordinary human being with lots of guns; a happy trigger finger; and a vendetta against people who have stepped on their feet. If that were the case then all Texans would be superheroes.

So here's a tip for you future wannabe superheroes; you better have some superpower or else you're just a poor man's version of a superhero; the "diet" of superheroes; the "I can't believe it's not butter" of superheroes. Get with the program!!
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So what do you think are the prerequisites for being a superhero?